That's some Grade-A chopped up steak, right there! Check out that juicy quality! Of course that doesn't mean that this hamburger meat is actually steak (unless you're from Australia, where it does!) but it does mean that you're in for some superior savoriness! In this particular case, the hamburger is DEFINITELY not steak. But it is a high-quality mouthful of cuddles. Metaphorically.

32 squishy inches of human-sized hamburger! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!