Nothing says confidence like walking into an ice cream shop and asking for a waffle cone with enough ice cream to fill a bathtub. It takes a lot of guts to order that many scoops! That's the kind of self-assurance I want in my own life, just with less dairy. And without all that same self-assurance dripping on my shoes.
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